New Shop Pizza

Episode 4.1
May 30, 2005

Everything is sparkling new in Pizza-Land. This series opens with a new shop, new delivery boys, new vehicles and a brand new foetus. Pauly gets a new smart roadster; the delivery boys get new Honda scooters and an array of new hotted-up cars zip and hoon their way through the series. Meet the new guys in the shop: there's Kev the Kiwi (Kevin Taumata), Chong Fat (Anh Do), Junior (Andrew Ausage) and DJ Big Jams (Alex Romano).

Tonight Bobo hires a business consultant (Tim Shaw) to improve Fat Pizza's profits. The consultant makes Bobo buy a new shop in Hashfield (obese capital of Australia), sack Davo Dinkum, and hire new workers. Bobo hires Kevin the Kiwi, a Maori ex-bouncer; Junior, a psychotic Samoan apprentice chef; DJ BJ, a hopeless DJ looking for a day job and Chong Fat, Australia's worst driver (so bad in fact, he causes insurance premiums to go up). Pauly and Habib are still working for Bobo but Bobo cuts their pay from $3.00 to $1.40 an hour. Bobo also decks the guys out in new uniforms and motor scooters, completing the rebirth of Fat Pizza. All looks good until bikies try to rob the new shop (lead by bikie leader Angry Anderson). Toula is back, as is Claudia MacPherson (Annalise Braakensiek), bogan gang members, and fat chicks in this new series of Pizza. Bigger, fatter and cheesier.

Cast: Paul Fenech as Pauly, Johnny Boxer as Bobo, Tahir Bilgic as Habib, Rob Shehadie as Rocky, J. Davis as Davo, Anh Do as Chen Chong Fat, Annalise Braakensiek as Claudia MacPherson, Alex Romano as DJBJ, Kevin Taumata as Kev the Kiwi, Andrew Ausage as Junior; Rebel Wilson as Toula, Katrina Spadone as Kat, Waseem Khan as Telemarketing Guy, Tim Shaw as Tim, Garry Who as Aussie, Angry Anderson as Bikie Leader, Murray Harmon as Cop Murray, Andy McPhee as Snake, Jim Webb as Bogan Thief, et al

Small and Large Pizza

Episode 4.2
June 06, 2005

Pauly's Valiant is confiscated by the police and destroyed. He buys a new car, fitted out with nitrous and subwoofers of mass destruction. DJ BJ breaks Bobo's pizza oven, by hooking up his turntables. With the oven broken, Bobo is forced to ring Pizza Shack to order pizzas for his customers. The local police hire a new dwarf recruit as part of an Equal Opportunity policy. Habib rips off a Christian family and a gang war between Kev the Kiwi's Maori "bros" and Rocky the Lebanese Rambo's "cousins" causes headaches for Fat Pizza.

Cast: Paul Fenech as Pauly, Johnny Boxer as Bobo, Tahir Bilgic as Habib, Rob Shehadie as Rocky, J. Davis as Davo, Anh Do as Chen Chong Fat, Murray Harmon as Cop Murray, Joel Hedrick as Oven Repair Guy, David Cooper as Cop Larry, Alex Romano as DJBJ, Kevin Taumata as Kev the Kiwi, Andrew Ausage as Junior; Rebel Wilson as Toula, Katrina Spadone as Kat, Maria Venuti as Mama, Vince Sorrenti as Lawyer, Michael Craig as Judge, Corinne Wilks as Big Sexy, Guy Sebastian as Himself, et al

Father's Day Pizza

Episode 4.3
June 13, 2005

It's Father's Day and Bobo is giving out screwdrivers as part of a special Father's Day promotion. The pizza guys all flash-back to memories of their fathers. Kev the Kiwi remembers his first beer with dad at three, Habib tells everyone about his dad who is locked up in Guantanamo Bay by the American government while Pauly remembers his dad, Alfredo Falzoni, disappearing when he was five. We learn the story of Alfredo, the Maltese James Bond, who was trained in espionage by the British after World War II and went on to have adventures that involved him spying on the JFK assassination, Bruce Lee, Area 54, dead aliens, a secret conspiracy against Harold Holt and Gough Whitlam as well as being a witness to the (faked) moon landing. It's retro, conspiracy Pizza at its best.

Cast: Paul Fenech as Pauly/Alfredo, Johnny Boxer as Bobo, Tahir Bilgic as Habib/Jaws, Rob Shehadie as Rocky, Anh Do as Chen Chong Fat, J. Davis as Davo/English, Alex Romano as DJBJ, Kevin Taumata as Kev the Kiwi/Odd Jobs, Andrew Ausage as Junior/Metal Claw; Murray Harmon as Cop Murray, Rebel Wilson as Toula, Annalise Braakensiek as Claudia MacPherson, Michael Craig as Priest, BEssie Bardot as Pussy Galore, John Mangos as Newsreader, Anthony Sumbati as Ian Fleming, Sam Greco as CIA Agent, Peter Graham as Bearded White Guy, Paul He as Bruce Lee, Josh Szeps as Young George Bush, Phil Solman as Osama Bin Laden, et al

Holiday Pizza (Part 1)

Episode 4.4
June 20, 2005

Shot in Rome, this episode sees Pauly catch Bobo in a compromising position with a transvestite. He blackmails Bobo into giving him a holiday, so Pauly goes to visit his cousin Luigi in Rome. Luigi sends a message to Pauly telling him he has a Ferrari when, in fact, he only has a scooter. He tells Pauly he lives in a giant apartment but it's tiny. He also lies saying that he owns a nightclub when he is only the bouncer. Pauly is robbed by gypsies and loses all his money so Luigi gets him a job with a local Roman pizzeria. Pauly's new boss is Momo. Pauly then battles Roman traffic, horny old customers and the mafia as he lives la dolce vita, Italian style.

Cast: Paul Fenech as Pauly, Johnny Boxer as Bobo, Tahir Bilgic as Habib, Rob Shehadie as Rocky, Anh Do as Chen Chong Fat, Claire de Lune as Bobo's Girlfriend, Annalise Braakensiek as Claudia MacPherson, Alex Romano as DJBJ, Kevin Taumata as Kev the Kiwi, Andrew Ausage as Junior; Rebel Wilson as Toula, Katrina Spadone as Kat, Sam Greco as Luigi, Maura Iurisci as Francesca, Alessandro Guiseppini as Pimp, Myriam Maffione as Prostitute, Bruno Piermarni as Momo, Lucia Stara as Momo's Wife, Camilla Cicerone & Marina Giuseppini as Gypsies

Holiday Pizza (Part 2)

Episode 4.5
June 27, 2005

Still in Rome, Pauly arrives for work at Momo's pizza shop only to be sent on a mafia mission to Palermo, Sicily, with his cousin Luigi. They must deliver a backpack full of guns, drugs and the missing front-teeth of Mafiosi don Calzone. The ever-horny Luigi then decides to chase two sexy Italian girls to Venice. During the chase, they lose the backpack and have to go to the Leaning Tower of Pisa to find it. During an incredibly scenic trek across Italy to Palermo, Pauly and Luigi encounter sex, drugs, horny gay guys, and organized crime as they scooter their way across Italia.

Cast: Paul Fenech as Pauly, Johnny Boxer as Bobo, Tahir Bilgic as Habib, Rob Shehadie as Rocky, Anh Do as Chen Chong Fat, Alex Romano as DJBJ, Kevin Taumata as Kev the Kiwi, Andrew Ausage as Junior; Sam Greco as Luigi, Orlando Scolese as Massimo, Claire de Lune as Bobo's Girlfriend, Bruno Piermarni as Momo, Lucia Stara as Momo's Wife, Stephanie Mareri & Flavia Tognolo as Girls, Giovanni Ciancimino as Calzone, Gaetano Camminita as Mafia Stooge, Vernengo Guiliana & Onorato Matilde as Siciilian Chicks

Waitress Pizza

Episode 4.6
July 04, 2005

Bobo decides to hire a waitress to help in the shop, her name is Sharona. She's blonde, curvy and has the Fat Pizza boys in a frenzy of testosterone. Bobo is also reported to Workcover for poor safety in his shop and an inspector is called. Habib leaves Toula so he can chase Sharona. Toula then meets a new lover in a donut shop and has a short and steamy donut-fuelled affair. Kev the Kiwi discovers he has a drinking problem and starts bashing customers. Alcohol, sex and work safety make for a fully sick Pizza.

Cast: Paul Fenech as Pauly, Johnny Boxer as Bobo, Tahir Bilgic as Habib, Rob Shehadie as Rocky, Anh Do as Chen Chong Fat, Alex Romano as DJBJ, J. Davis as Davo [uncredited], Kevin Taumata as Kev the Kiwi [uncredited], Annalise Braakensiek as Claudia MacPherson, Rebel Wilson as Toula, Maria Venuti as Mama, Katrina Spadone as Kat, Andrew Ausage as Junior, Murray Harmon as Cop Murray, Wasaeem Khan as Pussymaster, John Mangos as Newsreader, William Drury as Workcover Guy, Kirsty Lee Allan as Sharona, Anthony Sumbati as Sumbati, George Nassour as Habib's Mum, Arden Pryor as Toula's Mum, Michael Raby as Cop Michael, Jioji Ravulo as Hairbair, Bianca Jennen as Despina, Hollie Myer as Hollie, Ashur Shimon as Mohamed, Jasmine Khan as Party Extra

Burnout Pizza

Episode 4.7
July 11, 2005

Pauly and Habib take a sickie and go to Queensland to compete in a drag racing competition. Pauly uses special rocket fuel Habib has stolen from an army base to make his Smart Car even faster. Rocky, Toula, and Rocky's girlfriend Katrina come along as the pit crew for Pauly. Unfortunately, while they are away Pauly gets the hots for Katrina. His concentration on the burnouts is now in doubt. While in Surfers, the crew go to Seaworld and Wet 'n' Wild where Toula gets stuck in the water slide. Toula gets pregnant and Davo makes his sixteen-year-old cousin his de facto because she is pregnant too. Burnouts, babies, and fully hot action in the banana capital of Australia, Queensland.

Cast: Paul Fenech as Pauly, Johnny Boxer as Bobo, Tahir Bilgic as Habib, Rob Shehadie as Rocky, Anh Do as Chen Chong Fat, Alex Romano as DJBJ, J. Davis as Davo, Kevin Taumata as Kev the Kiwi, Andrew Ausage as Junior [uncredited], Rebel Wilson as Toula, Katrina Spadone as Kat, Alex Tomasetti as Taylah, Waseem Khan as Doctor, Dean Neal as Jamboree Guy, Michael Saker & Guiili Zimmotore as Security Guards, Zeya T. Kuban as Kid

Habib's Wedding

Episode 4.8 (1 hour)
July 18, 2005

As Toula is pregnant, Habib must marry her. The problems start with their religions: he is Muslim, she is Greek Orthodox. Their parents don't approve and Habib's father is released from Guantanamo Bay to attend the wedding. Bobo is hired by Toula to cater for the wedding, with his Fat Pizza workers as staff at the reception. On the way to the reception, all the hotted up wedding cars are defected and Rocky, the best man, is arrested for fighting with the police. Pauly is not invited initially to the wedding and has road rage with a funeral procession. While he is smashing the coffin, Habib calls and asks him to be a last minute replacement as best man. At the wedding the Mufti and the Orthodox priest get into a fight, Toula's dad has a heart attack in the toilet and the wedding guests keep brawling with anyone who looks at them the wrong way. Possibly the most hectic, violent wedding ever on Australian television.

Cast: Paul Fenech as Pauly, Johnny Boxer as Bobo, Maria Venuti as Mama, Tahir Bilgic as Habib, Rebel Wilson as Toula, J. Davis as Davo, Rob Shehadie as Rocky, Katrina Spadone as Katrina, Kevin Taumata as Kev the Kiwi, Anh Do as Keith, Andrew Ausage as Junior, Alex Romano as DJBJ, Kamal Eddine as Habib's Dad, George Nassour as Habib's Mum, Waseem Khan as Pussymaster, Murray Harmon as Cop Murray, Arden Pryor as Toula's Mum, Anthony Sumbati as Wedding Singer, Michael Zarachus as Crying Person, Con Hatzis as Toula's Dad, William Drury as Funeral Director, Alexandra Petrovic as Sexy Car Wash Chick, Ashur Shimon as Mohamed, et al