Pizza - The DaVinci Cup: episode guide


Executive Producer: Paul Fenech
Writer: Paul Fenech
Director: Paul Fenech
Producer: Tinzar Lwyn

Episode 1

May 22, 2006 (SBS)
Cast:
  • Paul Fenech as Pauly/Francois Sauneroo/Joseph Ari Mathea
  • Johnny Boxer as Pope/Pontius Pilot/Knight
  • Tahir Bilgic as Duke of Hapsburg/Sokaris/Leonardi Da Vinci
  • Rob Shehadie as Bishop/Knight/Sir Killalot
  • Alex Romano as Pope Killjoy/Knight
  • Danger Mouse as Crazy Wizard
  • Anh Do as Crazy Wizard's Apprentice
  • Kevin Taumata as Knight/Maradonna
  • Andrew Ausage as Knight
  • Marie Helou as Renaissance Chick
  • El King as Medieval Chick #1/Pontius Pilot's Wife
  • Jacqui Walker as Medieval Chick #2
  • Stacey Thisler as Medieval Chick #3
  • Katie Doyle as Medieval Chick #4
  • Lisa Marie Sheerin as Medieval Chick #5
  • Mark Jamieson as Knight
  • Thomas Berry as Jesus

As part of the SBS coverage of the World Cup, Pauly Falzoni (aka) Paul Fenech takes us behind the secret conspiracy of the world's biggest sport. Pauly proves categorically that the World Cup is a sham. Pauly travels to the South of France, The Louvre, Rio de Janeiro, Berlin and Malta in search of the secret society that has been rigging World Cup games for over 50 years. The program follows the conspiracy that starts in the time of Jesus and travels to Europe with crusading knights and sexy medieval women. Find out how an Aramaic prophet knew the results before the World Cup was ever even thought of, find out how Nostradamus chronicles these results in his medieval texts, find out how Leonardo Da Vinci has hidden the results of all World Cup games in his famous paintings such as the Mona Lisa and The Last Supper. Pauly will expose the corruption of important world figures such as George Bush, Bill Gates and major corporations. Pauly busts the conspiracy and takes the audience over three episodes to the very heart of the evil, shocking and hilarious truth behind The Da Vinci Cup.

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Episode 2

May 29, 2006
Cast:
  • Paul Fenech as Pauly/Francois Sauneroo/Joseph Ari Mathea
  • Johnny Boxer as Pope/Pontius Pilot/Knight
  • Tahir Bilgic as Duke of Hapsburg/Sokaris/Leonardi Da Vinci
  • Rob Shehadie as Bishop/Knight/Sir Killalot
  • Alex Romano as Pope Killjoy/Knight
  • Danger Mouse as Crazy Wizard
  • Anh Do as Crazy Wizard's Apprentice
  • Kevin Taumata as Knight/Maradonna
  • Andrew Ausage as Knight
  • Marie Helou as Renaissance Chick
  • El King as Medieval Chick #1/Pontius Pilot's Wife
  • Jacqui Walker as Medieval Chick #2
  • Stacey Thisler as Medieval Chick #3
  • Katie Doyle as Medieval Chick #4
  • Lisa Marie Sheerin as Medieval Chick #5
  • Mark Jamieson as Knight
  • Thomas Berry as Jesus

Pauly arrives in Berlin and finds a member of the Secret Society of the Circle. The initiate helps Pauly infiltrate the mysterious group a collective of ancestors of the sexy medieval chicks, Leonardo Da Vinci and Germany's top politicians, businessmen and soccer coaches. Pauly takes cameras into secret meetings and interviews exposing members of the group who prove conclusively that the World Cup has been rigged with sports betting from day one. An assassin is sent to kill Pauly and follows him as he shows the audience the secret symbolism hidden in much of Germany's architecture and big company logos. Fearing for his life, Pauly goes into hiding, only to be instructed to meet a mysterious sexy chick at the remnants of the Berlin Wall and there he learns that a secret Holy Grail of soccer exists in Malta.

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Episode 3

June 05, 2005
Cast:
  • Paul Fenech as Pauly/Francois Sauneroo/Joseph Ari Mathea
  • Johnny Boxer as Pope/Pontius Pilot/Knight
  • Tahir Bilgic as Duke of Hapsburg/Sokaris/Leonardi Da Vinci
  • Rob Shehadie as Bishop/Knight/Sir Killalot
  • Alex Romano as Pope Killjoy/Knight
  • Danger Mouse as Crazy Wizard
  • Anh Do as Crazy Wizard's Apprentice
  • Kevin Taumata as Knight/Maradonna
  • Andrew Ausage as Knight
  • Marie Helou as Renaissance Chick
  • El King as Medieval Chick #1/Pontius Pilot's Wife
  • Jacqui Walker as Medieval Chick #2
  • Stacey Thisler as Medieval Chick #3
  • Katie Doyle as Medieval Chick #4
  • Lisa Marie Sheerin as Medieval Chick #5
  • Mark Jamieson as Knight
  • Thomas Berry as Jesus

In the final episode, Pauly travels to Malta via Brazil. He goes to Brazil's soccer stadium where the World Cup was held in 1950. Through interviews, the great Pele's son reveals that Pele ran afoul of the secret society for refusing to join the group. Pauly flies to Malta where he finds medieval remnants of the Holy Grail of soccer results the Holy Grail Bucket brought by the Christian Crusaders to Malta 1000 years ago and hidden in a secret stone cave. The Holy Grail Bucket, originally found by Leonardo Da Vinci during the Renaissance, was the vestibule which held all of the World Cup soccer results over history, which he then hid in his paintings. In the final stage of his quest, Pauly sneaks into ancient catacombs and steals the key that will lead him to the Holy Grail Bucket of soccer results, knowing that whoever owns the Grail will be able to bet successfully on all the winning teams of any future World Cup. This could make Pauly one of the richest men on the planet tax-free cash too!

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