Housos: episode guide

Series 1 | Series 2

Voucher

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Episode 2.01
Mon, July 22, 2013 (9:30, SBS One)
Written by Paul Fenech
Directed by Paul Fenech

Dazza wants to get Shazza the best birthday present ever: a fancy dinner voucher to a posh restaurant. Feeling smug, Dazza has traded Beryl's heart pills for a restaurant voucher — the only problem is he can't remember what he's done with it. So Dazza, Kev and Franky have to trace their night back to try to remember where he's left the voucher.

Special Guests: Rhys Nicholson as Waiter, Sam De Brito as Shop Keeper, Judd Howie as Overweight Man, Joe June as Taxi Driver, Michael Saker as Bus Driver, Oliviera Javanoska as Toula, Will Ward as Guy on Bus

Jailbreak

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Episode 2.02
Mon, July 29, 2013
Written by Paul Fenech
Directed by Paul Fenech

When Beryl is arrested for defrauding Centerlink, the Housos riot in protest. But while Beryl gets away, Franky, Dazza, Kev and Reg are arrested and put in jail. While Reg thrives in prison, poor Dazza is hounded by Bubbles who is looking for a girlfriend. So Dazza convinces the boys to try and escape. Meanwhile, Shazza and Vanessa are hard up for cash while the boys are gone and try out some new scams.

Special Guests: The Darkside as Bestfields Manager, Michael Saker as Security, Bob Myrovic as Jail Bikie, Patrick Kiem as Prison Guard, Joe June as Taxi Driver, Steve Rennie as Ticket Inspector, Anthony Salame as Servo Guy

Dazza the Bikie

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Episode 2.03
Mon, August 05, 2013
Written by Paul Fenech
Directed by Paul Fenech

The sex lives of the Housos is under threat. Dazza joins the Hunterz motorcycle gang because Shazza hasn't been sleeping with him. Franky is caught on camera doing a good deed, he and Kev decide to set-up as 'Robbing Hood', getting back stuff for other people for a cut. Being an apprentice bikie and doing dirty 'jobs' can be harder than getting a job and the boys are all suffering.

Special Guests: Joe Mifsud as Habib's Mum, Anthony Salame as Servo Guy, Sam Greco as Franky's Brother, James Thomas as Journalist

Uncle Fred

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Episode 2.04
Mon, August 12, 2013
Written by Paul Fenech
Directed by Paul Fenech

Uncle Fred taught Franky everything he knows, how to pick up chicks, do thongings, burnouts and graffiti stuff. When Franky gets a call from cousin Pauly at the Fat Pizza shop he finds out Uncle Fred has died and left him something in his will. So Franky and Kev go on a road trip to the desert to see what riches he has inherited.

Special Guests: Johnny Boxer as Bobo

Rehab

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Episode 2.05
Mon, August 19, 2013
Written by Paul Fenech
Directed by Paul Fenech

Dazza has been going hard on the drugs and is acting crazy, he is arrested for disturbing the peace and sentenced to rehab. Things are not all sober at rehab though and Dazza is starting to thrive. The junkies bring in drugs, a sex addict is attracted to him and his mates are constantly visiting — with beer. When Dazza gets out though he is a reformed man, no more addictions, or is he?

Special Guests: Jean Kittson as Therapist, Tottie Goldsmith as Donna, George Kapiniaris as Donald Bradman, Helen Uskovic as Nurse

Cops

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Episode 2.06
Mon, August 26, 2013
Written by Paul Fenech
Directed by Paul Fenech

A reality TV show is riding with Cop Garry and Cop Richard while they trawl through Sunnyvale. The housos are excited to watch themselves on TV but it soon becomes apparent that the show is editing out the truth to make the cops look good and the housos are not happy.

Special Guests: Jacquelin Jones as Female Cop, Oliviera Javanoska as Toula

Junkie

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Episode 2.07
Mon, July 22, 2013 (10:00, SBS2)
Mon, September 02, 2013 (SBS One)
Written by Paul Fenech
Directed by Paul Fenech

The Junkies have gone crazy stealing everyone's stuff and nothing is safe. The Housos need money to buy their stuff back so Shazza and Vanessa tell Centrelink they have 18 kids each to up their benefits. Franky stalls the Centrelink guy in true Franky style, while the girls organise lots of babies and pull the scam of the century.

Special Guests: Joe June as Asian Doctor, Joe Mifsud as Habib's Mum, Jacquelin Jones as Female Cop, Kevin Blakey as Sergeant

Tokyo

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Episode 2.08
Mon, September 09, 2013
Written by Paul Fenech
Directed by Paul Fenech

Franky has a mad idea to scam a free holiday from the TV networks. Abdul pretends to be Shazza and Franky's hairy, mentally challenged, son to gain sympathy. It works and the guys get a free holiday to Tokyo, Japan! Japan is like nothing the housos have ever experienced especially when they are off their faces on drugs.

Special Guests: James Thomas as Reporter

Wedding

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Episode 2.09
Mon, September 16, 2013
Written by Paul Fenech
Directed by Paul Fenech

Dazza and Kev are cashed up after being declared brain damaged, no longer dependent on their women. Vanessa, Shazza and Beryl hatch a plan to make their men marry them and share benefits. They know the boys wont' agree so they get them smashed and force proposals. After a massive effort of bribery and theft the girls manage to pull together a ceremony, for that afternoon — before the hangovers wear off!

Special Guests: Jacquelin Jones as Female Cop, Joe June as Taxi Driver, Michael Saker as Bus Driver, Oliviera Javanoska as Toula, Michael Cordell as Bottlo Owner, Nick Godsell as Celebrant