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Pilot

Episode 0.1 (-)
unaired
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Kevin Burston

An increasingly distressed Martin fires his know-it-all secretary Miss Stephens. Cousin Betty meets the Kellys for the first time when she arrives from Walgett, and the police are called when Betty's luggage disappears.

Guest starring: Tina Bursill as Det. Sgt. Anne Burke, Emma Gray as Miss Stephens, Scott Higgins as Det. McEwan

Note: released for the first time on the 2008 German DVD release of Hey Dad..! Season 1

One for the Road [version 1]

Episode 0.2 (-)
unaired
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Kevin Burston

Betty settles into the office, and Martin confronts Simon about damage to the Volvo.

Note: released for the first time on the 2008 German DVD release of Hey Dad..! Season 1

Just a Formality

Episode 1.1 (1)
February 11, 1987
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Kevin Burston

The combined help of Nudge and Betty don't seem to be able to prevent Debbie's formal from turning into a huge disaster.

With:Jeremy Shadlow as Adrian Stevenage

Post Early for Charisma

Episode 1.2 (2)
February 18, 1987
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Kevin Burston

When Nudge starts a charisma diet, the ensuing drama takes over the house. Meanwhile, Debbie needs some motherly advice concerning sex.

Home from the Hills

Episode 1.3 (3)
February 25, 1987
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Kevin Burston

Martin's mum returns from trekking through Tibet, just in time to complicate the normal Kelly chaos.

Guest starring: Moya O'Sullivan as Grandma

Nudge Nudge Wink Wink

Episode 1.4 (4)
March 4, 1987
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Kevin Burston

Gentle chaos reigns as Nudge is staying overnight, Debbie gets a job and Betty's auditions for The Sound Of Music reach a heady climax.

The Firing Line

Episode 1.5 (5)
March 11, 1987
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Kevin Burston

Martin finally parts company with Betty, and Nudge keeps a date with "Sesame Street".

Meet Hector the Piano

Episode 1.6 (6)
March 18, 1987
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Kevin Burston

Betty has finally found a flat, but a strange old friend arrives from Walgett, and just to complicate matters, Simon is struck down with a bad dose of love sickness.

Battle Stations

Episode 1.7 (7)
March 25, 1987
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Kevin Burston

The normal lines of battle are formalised when a wet day brings boredom and bickering to the Kelly household.

Sick in Transit

Episode 1.8 (8)
April 1, 1987
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Kevin Burston

The combined talents of Jenny, Nudge and Betty turn Martin's Day of the Year into a night to remember.

Licence to Kill

Episode 1.9 (9)
April 8, 1987
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Kevin Burston

Martin's normally chaotic life settles down to a mere shambles when Nudge decides to sit for his driver's licence. Betty gets a proposal and Debbie decides to quit school.

Fair Cop

Episode 1.10 (10)
April 15, 1987
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Kevin Burston

Martin's enthusiasm for Neighbourhood Watch is equalled only by the allure of the lady Sergeant and so the kids set up a cozy evening for two.

Guest starring: Tina Bursill as Detective Sergeant Anne Burke

Country Cousin

Episode 1.11 (11)
April 22, 1987
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Kevin Burston

The family remembers Betty's arrival from Walgett, while Martin is confident he can solve Debbie's problem, if he knew what it was.

Guest starring: Tina Bursill as Det. Sgt. Anne Burke, Emma Gray as Miss Stephens, and Scott Higgins as Det. McEwan

Note: utilises footage of the original unaired pilot

One for the Road [version 2]

Episode 1.12 (12)
April 29, 1987
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Kevin Burston

A visit to the pub, a damaged car and things are looking black for Simon, especially when Nudge decides to help out.

Justice I Suspected

Episode 1.13 (13)
May 6, 1987
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

When Nudge is arrested and goes to jail, help comes from a most unexpected source.

In the Mode

Episode 1.14 (14)
May 13, 1987
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Debbie's passion for new clothes complicates Simon's surprise birthday party, and Martin is the recipient of a horse that wears earrings.

The Dating Game

Episode 1.15 (15)
May 20, 1987
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

When Martin gets fed up with the housework, Nudge decides to help arrange a date with Sergeant Anne.

Guest starring: Tina Bursill as Det. Sgt. Anne Burke

Sulky Jenny, Flipper and Hamlet

Episode 1.16 (16)
May 27, 1987
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

The normal Kelly confusion is helped along by Hamlet and Betty's new crazy hobby.

Stan the Man

Episode 1.17 (17)
June 3, 1987
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

The famous Stan Hickey journeys from Walgett to claim his bride.

Guest starring: Bill Young as Stan Hickey

Leader of the Pack

Episode 1.18 (18)
June 10, 1987
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Simon is in danger of losing his best friend to the seductive power of a motorbike. Debbie gets a severe case of moodiness, and Betty explains the intricacies of a chook baler.

Do the Right Thing

Episode 1.19 (19)
June 17, 1987
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Simon's sense of morality is challenged by his loyalty to a friend while Debbie does her best to acquire a false identity.

Matinee Idle

Episode 1.20 (20)
June 24, 1987
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Martin books a holiday for the family but things get complicated when he picks a tropical island that has everything — except television.

Mum's the Word

Episode 1.21 (21)
July 1, 1987
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Martin's planning to sell the family home, but he hasn't told the kids yet. His globe trotting mother blows the whistle on his plans, then takes over as coach for Simon and Nudge's cricket team.

Cop This Lot

Episode 1.22 (22)
July 8, 1987
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Martin's romance with Sergeant Anne Burke continues on a rocky road and Debbie's just got her L plates — and in her case L stands for Lethal.

Guest starring: Tina Bursill as Det. Sgt. Anne Burke

Nudge the Love God

Episode 1.23 (23)
July 15, 1987
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

There's a new girl in town and Nudge has lost his heart. Debbie decides to play matchmaker, while Dad is having trouble with a very creative house builder.

Jono & Dano Meet Nudgo the Magnificent

Episode 1.24 (24)
July 22, 1987
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Nudge, Simon and Debbie enter the "Have a Go" television contest with an act designed to launch them to stardom.

Guest starring: Jono & Dan, Denise Drysdale, Frankie J. Holden, Jeanne Little

Democracy at Work

Episode 1.25 (25)
July 29, 1987
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Nudge and Simon discover they are eligible to vote in the upcoming elections, and while they agonise over their precious votes, Betty is agonising over the failing health of a loved one.

Panda Monium

Episode 1.26 (26)
August 5, 1987
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

While Simon is hard at work preparing for upcoming exams, Nudge seems less than interested. Meanwhile, Betty buys Martin a friendly Panda to help him through the day.

Nun Today Thank You

Episode 1.27 (27)
August 12, 1987
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

A broken washing machine, a nine year old nun, a case of mid-teen crisis, a rollicking rendition of La Cucaracha, and a missing person. It's just another normal day at the Kellys'.

As Time Goes By

Episode 1.28 (28)
September 2, 1987
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Martin is going through his mid-life crisis, watching the remaining minutes in his life tick away. Anne plans to cheer him up with a surprise party.

Guest starring: Tina Bursill as Det. Sgt. Anne Burke

Mumps the Word

Episode 1.29 (29)
September 9, 1987
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Martin needs to contact his mother urgently only to learn she's on another adventure jaunt. Meanwhile, Jenny comes down with a disease that looks suspiciously like the mumps.

Horror Scope

Episode 1.30 (30)
September 16, 1987
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Nudge, the Newshound, is on the trail of a big story, while Debbie is making a valiant attempt to modernise dad. Betty has trouble with a beer-swilling bull, and Simon has a pressing deadline.

Cyberphobia

Episode 1.31 (31)
September 23, 1987
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Nudge has lost his girlfriend. Meanwhile, Betty has rented the house to her musical society and Simon solves Nudge's romantic problem.

Guest starring: Paris Burnett as Angela, Larissa Burnett as Kathy

Tycoon Nudge

Episode 1.32 (32)
September 30, 1987
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Takeover fever has gripped the Kelly household as Nudge enters the finance world.

Tall Tales But True

Episode 1.33 (33)
October 7, 1987
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Stan Hickey comes to town with some bad news for Betty. Meanwhile, Nudge is faced with the perennial problem of finding a date for an upcoming 21st birthday party.

Guest starring: Bill Young as Stan Hickey

Not the Volvo

Episode 1.34 (34)
October 14, 1987
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Martin's car is stolen, but nobody cares. Nudge invents a silent car alarm, but nobody hears. Sergeant Anne is happily on hand to confuse matters even more.

Guest starring: Tina Bursill as Det. Sgt. Anne Burke

A Laws Unto Himself

Episode 1.35 (35)
October 21, 1987
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Betty's determination to extract a raise from Martin drives her to desperate measures. Meanwhile, Nudge becomes an art dealer and it takes a visit from John Laws himself to sort out the mess.

Guest starring: John Laws

Debbie's Debut

Episode 1.36 (36)
October 28, 1987
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Nudge thinks he is taking Debbie to her debut — Debbie doesn't. Meanwhile Martin, in his search for a new image is planning to buy a new Russian 4-wheel drive car.

A Friend Indeed

Episode 1.37 (37)
November 4, 1987
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Nudge gets closer to Debbie than expected and Dad decides it's time for a change of image.

Everything Must Go

Episode 1.38 (38)
November 11, 1987
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Martin has a garage sale, but Nudge is the only customer. Meanwhile, Simon applies for an exchange student scholarship.

Affairs of the Heart

Episode 1.39 (39)
November 18, 1987
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Betty's mysterious lover is revealed while Nudge's attempts at courting finally bear fruit. Meanwhile, Dad, Debbie and Jenny try to re-adjust to life in the Kelly household without Simon.

Home at Last!

Episode 2.1 (40)
February 10, 1988
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

The Kelly family eagerly await Simon's return from America when Grandma arrives, intent on throwing a welcome home party. Meanwhile, Nudge's enthusiasm for Simon's return turns to sadness after hearing about the trip.

Guest starring: Moya O'Sullivan as Grandma

Plumbers Do It Better!

Episode 2.2 (41)
February 17, 1988
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Simon awaits the results of his HSC and Debbie shows Jenny how to impress her first love. Meanwhile, Dad has trouble with Betty when Betty has trouble with her flat mate.

Cat-astrophie

Episode 2.3 (42)
February 24, 1988
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

While Martin has problems with the local cat, Betty and Debbie embark on a weight loss programme with very surprising results.

Working Bee

Episode 2.4 (43)
March 2, 1988
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Jobs are on the minds of nearly all the Kelly household, with Martin being offered permanent employment away from home. Nudge has a new job at the local bank, and Simon is still deciding what he wants to do.

Phone Home — If You Can!

Episode 2.5 (44)
March 9, 1988
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Debbie has boyfriend troubles, while Martin battles Telecom. Nudge and Simon pursue a new hobby — basketball — with surprising results.

Sorry! Wrong Answer

Episode 2.6 (45)
March 16, 1988
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Simon, in his search for employment, has trouble coming to terms with the way he is expected to dress for an interview. Martin, fed up with Betty not taking telephone messages, invests in an answering machine.

Follow That Wave!

Episode 2.7 (46)
March 23, 1988
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Martin and Debbie take surfing lessons from Simon and Nudge, with Martin coming off a bit worse for wear. Jenny has problems at school when she finds herself without a best friend.

The Love Triangle

Episode 2.8 (47)
March 30, 1988
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Martin is hotly pursued by a very beautiful female client, much to the disgust of the rest of the family, who think he is two-timing Sergeant Anne.

Guest starring: Candy Raymond as Felicity Simpson-Green.

Suspicious Stan

Episode 2.9 (48)
April 6, 1988
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Stan arrives unexpectedly from Walgett, convinced Betty is seeing another man. Jenny's elation at being allowed to get a new pet turns to horror when the pet goes missing.

Guest starring: Bill Young as Stan Hickey

Turning Japanese!

Episode 2.10 (49)
April 13, 1988
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Betty is studying Japanese for her role in a play for the Musical Society. Meanwhile, Nudge hears bad news about his job at the bank and Debbie gives lessons to Simon on job interview techniques.

Tycoon Debbie

Episode 2.11 (50)
April 20, 1988
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Debbie goes into the T-shirt designing business with the aim of making a fortune. Simon and Nudge find that their new job at the golf course has its dangerous side.

With Love — Nudge

Episode 2.12 (51)
April 27, 1988
Written by Steve J. Spears
Directed by Sally Brady

Simon tries to improve Nudge's love life by giving him lessons in the art of writing letters. Betty, horrified after finding one of the letters, thinks Nudge is in love with her.

The Party!

Episode 2.13 (52)
May 4, 1988
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Martin is called away for the weekend on a business trip. Meanwhile, Simon and Debbie consider it a perfect opportunity to throw a party for their friends.

Get Crook Soon

Episode 2.14 (53)
May 11, 1988
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Nudge devises a "get rich quick" scheme with Debbie. Meanwhile, Martin feels he has been neglecting Jenny and decides to do something about it.

Paris or Bust

Episode 2.15 (54)
May 18, 1988
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Debbie's fortune turns to misfortune when Martin tells her she cannot go to Paris to study art. Meanwhile, Simon and Nudge have their hands full with some Swedish carpentry.

Feast or Famine

Episode 2.16 (55)
May 25, 1988
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

When Betty's father falls ill in Walgett, she gets a surprise visit from Stan Hickey. Meanwhile, Debbie, Simon and Nudge go on a fast to raise money for starving people.

Guest starring: Bill Young as Stan Hickey

Safety Last!

Episode 2.17 (56)
June 1, 1988
Written by Bill Young, Kym Goldsworthy
Directed by Sally Brady

The Kelly family starts worrying about Betty's safety after a wave of burglaries in the neighbourhood. Meanwhile, Nudge and Simon have safety worries of their own

For the Love of Art

Episode 2.18 (57)
June 8, 1988
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Martin is concerned about the trashy love novels that Betty is reading, and even more concerned when he learns Jenny is reading them too.

Make My Day

Episode 2.19 (58)
June 15, 1988
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Simon surprises everybody by announcing his engagement, which is only the beginning of a nightmare for Martin.

Designer Love

Episode 2.20 (59)
June 22, 1988
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Bill Young
Directed by Sally Brady

Betty and Jenny decide to redecorate Martin's office. Martin meanwhile, is very concerned about the new man in Debbie's life.

Bash and Trash

Episode 2.21 (60)
June 29, 1988
Written by David Cummings
Directed by Sally Brady

After Jenny is caught being the bully — Nudge decides to teach her how to be a lady. Betty, meanwhile, decides her fortune lies in writing a romantic best-seller.

Simon Says!!

Episode 2.22 (61)
July 6, 1988
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

While Betty struggles with the intricacies of shorthand, Simon and Nudge confront Debbie's new boyfriend.

Guest starring: Tom Jennings as Tom Bennett.

Strike Me Lucky

Episode 2.23 (62)
July 13, 1988
Written by Hugh Stuckey
Directed by Sally Brady

The great day has arrived — Nudge and Simon have found the car of their dreams. Jenny meanwhile, has her first taste of democracy in action as she and Betty go on strike.

How Green Is My Volksy?

Episode 2.24 (63)
July 20, 1988
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

When a homeless Nudge, a rotten green VolksWagen, a frantic Debbie, a very confused Betty, and an irate and rattled Martin all create catastrophe and confusion in the Kelly household, the situation is normal.

The Black and White Blues

Episode 2.25 (64)
July 27, 1988
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Debbie has the perfect plan to make it to the social pages after the Black and White Ball. Simon meantime, unhappy at his job, decides to resign.

Chain of Iron

Episode 2.26 (65)
August 3, 1988
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Bill Young
Directed by Sally Brady

Betty is distraught after receiving a chain letter in the mail. Meanwhile, Martin, Simon and Nudge are all terribly impressed with Debbie's new date.

Guest starring: Craig Riddington as himself

Home Sweet Home

Episode 2.27 (66)
August 10, 1988
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan, David Cummings
Directed by Sally Brady

The big day has finally arrived. Nudge is moving into his own flat, and asks Debbie for advice on how to impress girls.

Just Being Neighbourly

Episode 2.28 (67)
August 31, 1988
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Martin becomes infatuated with the new woman in the street as he goes out of his way to help her settle in.

Guest starring: Joanne Samuel as Jeanette Taylor

Shopping for Love

Episode 2.29 (68)
September 7, 1988
Written by Hugh Stuckey
Directed by Sally Brady

With enormous pressure from the kids, Martin organises a date with a woman he has met at the local supermarket.

Keeping Mum

Episode 2.30 (69)
September 14, 1988
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Debbie becomes concerned when she learns the identity of Jenny's "secret" friend. Meanwhile, Betty prepares for her weekend at the snow, while Simon and Nudge decide on who to take to a formal party.

Up, Up and Away

Episode 2.31 (70)
September 21, 1988
Written by Hugh Stuckey
Directed by Sally Brady

Nudge and Betty go into business together in an attempt to end all their financial worries. Meanwhile, Martin realises a life-long dream.

Share and Share Alike

Episode 2.32 (71)
September 28, 1988
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

The true test of friendship is somewhat strained as Nudge and Simon continue to argue over sharing the car. And Grandma arrives, as usual unannounced, with a surprise for the family.

Guest starring: Moya O'Sullivan as Grandma.

VW for Sale

Episode 2.33 (72)
October 5, 1988
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Bill Young
Directed by Sally Brady

With howls of protest from the kids, Martin decides he's had enough of their VW taking up room in the garage and decides to sell it.

Up the Well Known Creek

Episode 2.34 (73)
October 12, 1988
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

When Nudge, Simon and Debbie hatch a plot for a trip up the river, they don't account for Dad's cunning. Meanwhile, Stan Hickey's mysterious comings and goings have Betty in a tizz.

Guest starring: Bill Young as Stan Hickey

My Affair Lady

Episode 2.35 (74)
October, 19, 1988
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Bill Young
Directed by Sally Brady

Betty believes she is having an affair with the local greengrocer. Meanwhile, Simon and Nudge decide to repair the family Volvo.

Out of Sight — Out of Mind

Episode 2.36 (75)
October 26, 1988
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Debbie is having trouble with her vision while Betty's antics with the answering machine are driving Martin out of his mind.

Keep Taking the Meditation!

Episode 2.37 (76)
November 2, 1988
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Simon, Nudge and Debbie learn the path to inner contentment, while Martin is having troubles with a cantankerous neighbour.

Timely Fashion

Episode 2.38 (77)
November 9, 1988
Written by Ken Matthews, David Witt
Directed by Sally Brady

Simon and Nudge set out to try and impress their boss after hearing that there will be sackings. Meanwhile, Jenny becomes very clothes conscious and Debbie wishes that Betty would do the same.

Once a Knight Is Enough

Episode 2.39 (78)
November 16, 1988
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

With Martin's challenge to a chess match, there's more at stake than a mere game. Meanwhile, Debbie gets a lesson from Jenny on the law of the jungle.

Trees Company

Episode 3.1 (79)
February 8, 1989
Written by Kym Goldsworthy
Directed by Sally Brady

Martin is commissioned by the council to build a Bicentennial monument.

A Losing Battle

Episode 3.2 (80)
February 15, 1989
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Dad is having trouble holding on to anything he owns — keys, chairs and sanity. Meanwhile, Jenny has insisted that Dad and Betty come to her parent teacher night.

The Girl on the Cutting Room Floor

Episode 3.3 (81)
February 22, 1989
Written by Ken Matthews, David Witt
Directed by Sally Brady

Simon is jealous of Debbie doing a soft drink commercial, and Nudge decides to manage her. Meanwhile, Dad and Simon are not impressed with Jenn's unfeminine behaviour.

The Late Miss Kelly

Episode 3.4 (82)
March 1, 1989
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Dad is very sore after losing at tennis; Jenny is very down about boys; and Debbie is very late.

A Question of Royalty

Episode 3.5 (83)
March 8, 1989
Written by Bill Young, Kym Goldsworthy
Directed by Sally Brady

Nudge believes he is adopted and Betty develops a new typing system that causes chaos.

Generation Scrap

Episode 3.6 (84)
March 15, 1989
Written by John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Dad and Debbie just don't seem to be able to see eye to eye. Meanwhile, Betty has become addicted to an electric pencil sharpener.

May the Farce Be with You

Episode 3.7 (85)
March 22, 1989
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Bill Young
Directed by Sally Brady

Betty brings a crystal into the Kelly household to help with peace and harmony. Unfortunately, all it seems to bring is instant havoc.

Three's a Crowd

Episode 3.8 (86)
March 29, 1989
Written by John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Debbie and Jenny have trouble sharing one room while another room is being painted. When Grandma arrives, things get even worse.

Guest starring: Moya O'Sullivan as Grandma

For the Love of Martin

Episode 3.9 (87)
April 5, 1989
Written by Hugh Stuckey
Directed by Sally Brady

Martin finds the answer to his needs when Jeanette walks through the door. Debbie is not impressed by the obvious mutual attraction between her dad and neighbour Jeanette. Meanwhile, Betty suspects Stan of being unfaithful.

Guest starring: Joanne Samuel as Jeanette Taylor

Kissing Cousins

Episode 3.10 (88)
April 12, 1989
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

The Kellys prepare for a visit from their cousin Elaine, a boring, buck-toothed, chubby, country girl. But they're in for quite a surprise, especially Nudge.

Guest starring: Beth Buchanan as Cousin Elaine.

Betty's Better Letterhead

Episode 3.11 (89)
April, 19, 1989
Written by Ken Matthews, David Witt
Directed by Sally Brady

Betty and Martin have a falling out when Betty redesigns the office letterhead in her own inimitable style. Jenny hates being so tall and Debbie wishes she was taller.

Job for the Boy

Episode 3.12 (90)
April 26, 1989
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Simon convinces Dad to give him a job in the office, so Dad makes him Office Manager! Naturally Betty is very upset. To make matters worse, Simon decides Betty's filing system needs revamping.

That's Shoe Biz

Episode 3.13 (91)
May 3, 1989
Written by Stephen Quinn
Directed by Sally Brady

Debbie asks for a clothing allowance to compensate for the clothes that Jenny has ruined. Stan comes down from Walgett with a startling proposition for Betty.

Guest starring: Bill Young as Stan Hickey

Betty's Wedding — Part 1

Episode 3.14 (92)
May 10, 1989
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

The forces of confusion are gathering as the date of Betty and Stan's wedding draws near. Simon and Nudge are plotting a surprise for Stan's bucks night, and Betty's parents mysteriously disappear.

Guest starring: Bill Young as Stan Hickey

Betty's Wedding — Part 2

Episode 3.15 (93)
May 17, 1989
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

At last the big day has arrived and things do not go smoothly with the bridesmaids. Stan reassures Martin all will be right on the night, and Betty has a surprise for them all.

Guest starring: Bill Young as Stan Hickey

The Double Date

Episode 3.16 (94)
May 24, 1989
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Sally Brady

Debbie tries to give Nudge etiquette lessons while Betty decides to become more like Ita Buttrose.

The Beat Goes Wrong

Episode 3.17 (95)
May 31, 1989
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Simon and Nudge give Dad a headache when they decide drums are the answer to their boredom problem. Meanwhile, Martin discovers he has a not-so-silent partner in Betty.

Banana Republic Blues

Episode 3.18 (96)
June 7, 1989
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Sally Brady

Martin receives a cheque written on a banana and Debbie falls for a married man.

Family Law

Episode 3.19 (97)
June 14, 1989
Written by Neil Stewart, Joan Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Confusion and angst reign when Jenny decides to divorce her family. Betty becomes embroiled in litigation with the local lawyer who seems intent on suing everyone in sight.

Visiting Rights

Episode 3.20 (98)
June 21, 1989
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

When cousin Elaine drops in to visit, Martin makes her welcome despite protests from the family. Meanwhile, Nudge claims to have found the secret to success with women.

Guest starring: Beth Buchanan as Cousin Elaine.

Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner

Episode 3.21 (99)
June 28, 1989
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Sally Brady

Jenny has a billy-cart accident and Debbie is assigned to take care of her. Meanwhile, Nudge develops a lifestyle-threatening allergy.

Kiss and Makeup

Episode 3.22 (100)
July 5, 1989
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

When Martin needs some interior decorating ideas for a client, he hires his attractive neighbour, Jeanette. This upsets Betty, who wanted the job herself.

Guest starring: Joanne Samuel as Jeanette Taylor

Phantom on the Roof

Episode 3.23 (101)
July 12, 1989
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Nudge enters a TV quiz show, with The Phantom comic as his special subject.

Democracy Rules K.O.

Episode 3.24 (102)
July, 19, 1989
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Sally Brady

Jenny nominates for school captain, and Simon has trouble enrolling at university.

Guest starring: Doug Scroope as Sgt. Maloney, Kate Morris as Katie, Sharon Tamlyn as Constable Julie

Never an Idol Moment

Episode 3.25 (103)
July 26, 1989
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Leigh Spence

Betty searches for a new role model.

Ol' Black Thumb Is Back

Episode 3.26 (104)
August 9, 1989
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Leigh Spence

Martin has the kiss of death where his indoor plants are concerned.

Time Healeys All Wounds

Episode 3.27 (105)
August 16, 1989
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Leigh Spence

Martin is tempted to purchase an Austin-Healey sports car.

The Name Rings a Bell

Episode 3.28 (106)
August 23, 1989
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Nudge and Betty install a new, more powerful electronic doorbell.

Crime and Punishment

Episode 3.29 (107)
August 30, 1989
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Sally Brady

Betty is evacuated when a flash flood hits her flat.

Stop Thief!

Episode 3.30 (108)
September 6, 1989
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Betty wants a company car, but ends up on the wrong side of the law.

Say a Little Prayer for Me!

Episode 3.31 (109)
September 13, 1989
Written by Neil Stewart, Joan Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Simon turns to religion, and Jenny cleans up on the stock market.

Here's Mud in Your Eye

Episode 3.32 (110)
September 20, 1989
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Unable to get a company car, Betty finds a new way to get to work.

With: Kate Morris as Katie

In the Name of Art

Episode 3.33 (111)
September 27, 1989
Written by Stephen Quinn
Directed by Sally Brady

Martin takes up painting as a hobby, but his efforts aren't appreciated.

Finders Speakers

Episode 3.34 (112)
October 4, 1989
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Nudge earns some extra money by selling stolen hi-fi equipment.

Room to Let

Episode 3.35 (113)
October 11, 1989
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Nudge offers to take over Simon's room when Simon moves out.

A Finite Romance

Episode 3.36 (114)
October 18, 1989
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Sally Brady

Betty decides to put a stop to Martin and Jeanette's romance.

Guest starring: Joanne Samuel as Jeannette

The Cluck of the Draw

Episode 3.37 (115)
October 25, 1989
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Nudge gets into trouble working for a fast food company.

Guest starring: Natalie McCurry as Solva Elvirani, Tom Oliver as waiter.

Time Out

Episode 3.38 (116)
November 1, 1989
Written by Hugh Stuckey, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Betty decides to create a time capsule and starts filming everyone

Guest starring: Beth Buchanan as Elaine.

Colour My World

Episode 3.39 (117)
November 8, 1989
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

takes steps to stop Debbie and Jenny borrowing his clothes.

Knocked Off

Episode 3.40 (118)
November 15, 1989
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Kevin Burston

Debbie looks forward to finally becoming mobile.

You May Quote Me

Episode 3.41 (119)
January 31, 1990
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Martin lets Simon and Nudge have a look at the plumbing.

The Fax of Life

Episode 3.42 (120)
February 7, 1990
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

A series of strange fax messages attracts Betty's interest

Guest starring: Kate Morris as Katie.

Scratch My Back

Episode 3.43 (121)
February 14, 1990
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

The entire household gets struck down with chicken pox

Guest starring: Joanne Samuel as Jeanette Taylor.

Debbie Does Taurus

Episode 3.44 (122)
February 21, 1990
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Sally Brady

Debbie takes up astrology, and Martin decides to build a shed.

Type-casting

Episode 3.45 (123)
February 28, 1990
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Martin replaces Betty with a new secretary

Guest starring: Julie Haseler as Tina Morris.

Doctor Betty I Presume

Episode 3.46 (124)
March 7, 1990
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Betty studies first aid, but her enthusiasm is overwhelming.

Welcome to Our Lovely Home

Episode 3.47 (125)
March 14, 1990
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Nudge plans a party for the Kellys — at their own home.

Vive la différence

Episode 3.48 (126)
March 21, 1990
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Debbie is sick of being conservative and tries something new.

Love Stinks

Episode 3.49 (127)
March 28, 1990
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Sally Brady

Nudge has problems when he falls for his university lecturer.

Credit Where Credit's Due

Episode 4.1 (128)
April 4, 1990
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Betty gets a credit card, but sinks further and further into debt.

Power Crazy

Episode 4.2 (129)
April 11, 1990
Written by John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Betty takes an assertiveness course, and Martin is stunned by the results.

Ask Me No Questions

Episode 4.3 (130)
April 18, 1990
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Martin is tricked into appearing on a quiz programme

Guest starring: Bill Young as Stan Hickey.

A Mind for Business

Episode 4.4 (131)
April 25, 1990
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Betty announces her intention to improve her mind.

Nostradamus Nudge

Episode 4.5 (132)
May 2, 1990
Written by John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Nudge thinks he has the power to see into the future.

The Bald Facts

Episode 4.6 (133)
May 9, 1990
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Simon is concerned that he may be thinning up top.

Left at the Post

Episode 4.7 (134)
May 16, 1990
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Betty suspects that she is really left-handed

Guest starring: Moya O'Sullivan as Grandma Lois Kelly, and Joanne Samuel as Jeanette Taylor.

Seducer in the Kitchen

Episode 4.8 (135)
May 23, 1990
Written by John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Simon attempts to make a meal from the Seducer's Cookbook.

The Donkey Vote

Episode 4.9 (136)
May 30, 1990
Written by John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Elections for school council cause a division between Simon and Nudge.

Lovesick

Episode 4.10 (137)
June 6, 1990
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Jenny finds herself the recipient of unwanted attention from the local paperboy

Guest starring: Kevin Lester as Duncan.

Jobs for the Boys

Episode 4.11 (138)
June 13, 1990
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Kevin Burston

Martin takes on a job at an architectural firm and fires Betty

Guest starring: Jim Holt as Brian Edwards.

Writing Wrongs

Episode 4.12 (139)
June 20, 1990
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Martin hires one of Debbie's ex-boyfriends to do some plumbing work

Guest starring: Zachery McKay as Peter.

If the Cap Fits

Episode 4.13 (140)
June 27, 1990
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Betty wants a hard-hat so she can accompany Martin on building sites.

Time's Up

Episode 4.14 (141)
July 4, 1990
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Betty has problems coping with a new clock.

High Flying

Episode 4.15 (142)
July 11, 1990
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

With help from Debbie, Martin tries to overcome his fear of heights.

Age Old Tradition

Episode 4.16 (143)
July 18, 1990
Written by
Directed by Sally Brady

Betty's birthday is approaching, and Martin decides to have a party

Guest starring: Bill Young as Stan Hickey.

All Washed Up

Episode 4.17 (144)
July 25, 1990
Written by John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

The installation of a dishwasher doesn't stop the family from arguing.

Game Set and Match

Episode 4.18 (145)
August 1, 1990
Written by John Flanagan
Directed by Kevin Burston

Martin finds himself unwillingly coaching Jenny's netball team.

Guest starring: Kate Morris as Katie; Lisa James, Emilie Eccles and Christie Rynan as the Netball Team

Testing Time

Episode 4.19 (146)
August 8, 1990
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Betty is stressed when it comes time to sit her trial HSC exams.

The Write Stuff

Episode 4.20 (147)
August 29, 1990
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

While cleaning Jenny's room, Martin finds her diary and reads it.

Eternal Quadrangle

Episode 4.21 (148)
September 5, 1990
Written by John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Nudge and Simon go on a double date, but complications ensue

Guest starring: Naomi Watts as Belinda.

The Nudge File

Episode 4.22 (149)
September 12, 1990
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Nudge takes a stance against corruption, and jeopardises Martin's job

Guest starring: Doug Scroope as Mr. Blunt.

What an Experience

Episode 4.23 (150)
September, 19, 1990
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Debbie does her work experience in the office under Betty's guidance.

Betty Had a Little Lamington

Episode 4.24 (151)
September 26, 1990
Written by
Directed by Sally Brady

Betty asks the family to help her with the charity lamington drive.

Play It Again Sam

Episode 4.25 (152)
October 3, 1990
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Martin takes it upon himself to find the family of a lost six year old boy

Guest starring: Christopher Fare as Sam, and Ben Franklin as the Police Sergeant.

Bulk Bill Dill

Episode 4.26 (153)
October 10, 1990
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Sally Brady

Simon's inexpert reading of a medical book has him convinced he's dying

Guest starring: Naomi Watts as Belinda

Would You Buy a Used Half Car from This Man?

Episode 4.27 (154)
October 17, 1990
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Robert Meillon

Betty is duped into buying a half-share in the Volkswagen from Simon.

Out for the Count

Episode 4.28 (155)
October 24, 1990
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Tina Butler

Martin needs a blood test, but has to face his fear of needles.

Rating TV

Episode 4.29 (156)
October 31, 1990
Written by
Directed by Sally Brady

When the Kellys are asked to fill in a TV ratings diary, Martin insists they only watch quality programmes.

Get Rich Quick

Episode 4.30 (157)
November 7, 1990
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Nudge finds a way to get rich, and Martin takes on a work experience student

Guest starring: Nana Coburn as Amanda Crisp.

Lucky Nudge

Episode 4.31 (158)
February 13, 1991
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Nudge thinks that he has won the lottery.

Pedal Power

Episode 4.32 (159)
February 20, 1991
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Debbie has problems with a male workmate, and Betty challenges Martin to a cycle race.

Formally First

Episode 4.33 (160)
February 27, 1991
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Jenny prepares for her first school formal, and Martin goes on a cholesterol-free diet.

Flickering Flame

Episode 4.34 (161)
March 6, 1991
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Sally Brady

Martin catches up with a former love

Guest starring: Penne Hackforth-Jones as Kate Eastwood.

Forget Me Not!

Episode 5.1 (162)
March 13, 1991
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Nudge is hit with a cricket ball and gets amnesia.

Funnel Trouble

Episode 5.2 (163)
March 20, 1991
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Martin and Debbie agree that it's time she moved out.

Think Big!

Episode 5.3 (164)
April 10, 1991
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Sally Brady

Stan Hickey has money troubles and comes to the Kellys for help

Guest starring: Bill Young.

Island of Work

Episode 5.4 (165)
April 17, 1991
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Debbie finds getting a job is more difficult than she thought.

Breaker Breaker

Episode 5.5 (166)
April 24, 1991
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Betty takes up a new hobby — CB radio.

Note: Rachael Beck's first appearance

Mother Love

Episode 5.6 (167)
May 1, 1991
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Martin's mother comes to stay to help look after Sam

Guest starring: Moya O'Sullivan.

Cupid Strikes Again

Episode 5.7 (168)
May 8, 1991
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Sally Brady

The installation of a new burglar alarm causes nothing but trouble.

Small Return

Episode 5.8 (169)
May 15, 1991
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Betty joins Neighbourhood Watch, and Nudge falls in love with Sam

Guest starring: Matthew Krok as Arthur MacArthu

Broadcast Buddy

Episode 5.9 (170)
May 22, 1991
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Betty gets involved in a romantic entanglement over her CB radio

Guest starring: Kym Goldsworthy as "Big Bad Bear".

Top Dad

Episode 5.10 (171)
May 29, 1991
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Martin is nominated for Father of the Year

Guest starring: Di Smith as Avril Connaught.

Watch My Lips

Episode 5.11 (172)
June 5, 1991
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Betty takes up ventriloquism to enter a talent contest.

Having a Fine Time

Episode 5.12 (173)
June 12, 1991
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Simon gets a speeding ticket and has trouble explaining it to Martin.

To Catch a Thief

Episode 5.13 (174)
June, 19, 1991
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Nudge sets out to catch the mysterious tracksuit burglar.

A Testing Time

Episode 6.1 (175)
August 21, 1991
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Arthur MacArthur falls for an older woman — Sam

Guest starring: Matthew Krok.

Best Laid Plans

Episode 6.2 (176)
August 28, 1991
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Sally Brady

Martin is persuaded by Jenny to accompany her on a school trip

Guest starring: Rebecca Cross as Karen.

Teacher, Teacher

Episode 6.3 (177)
September 4, 1991
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Simon unwittingly tutors the university football champion in maths

Guest starring: Ben Oxenbould as Ben Hubner.

Kids Stuff

Episode 6.4 (178)
September 11, 1991
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Sally Brady

Martin is keen to teach everyone a lesson about borrowing things

Guest starring: Matthew Krok as Arthur MacArthur.

Greener Pastures

Episode 6.5 (179)
September 18, 1991
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Martin is surprised when his biggest client tries to poach Betty

Guest starring: Ben Oxenbould as Ben Hubner, and Matthew Krok as Arthur MacArthur.

Numbers Game

Episode 6.6 (180)
September 25, 1991
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Robert Meillon

Jenny tries to change her life to fit in with numerology

Guest starring: Ben Oxenbould as Ben Hubner, and Matthew Krok as Arthur MacArthur.

Phone Home

Episode 6.7 (181)
October 2, 1991
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Robert Meillon

To cut down on excessive phone bills, Martin gets a portable phone

Guest starring: Ben Oxenbould as Ben Hubner.

Hell Driver

Episode 6.8 (182)
October 9, 1991
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Robert Meillon

Martin is concerned when Sam gets her learner's permit

Guest starring: Ben Oxenbould as Ben Hubner, and Matthew Krok as Arthur MacArthur.

Betty Versus Hi Tech

Episode 6.9 (183)
October 16, 1991
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Robert Meillon

Betty and Arthur try their hands as typewriter technicians

Guest starring: Ben Oxenbould as Ben Hubner, and Matthew Krok as Arthur MacArthur.

Council Clean Up

Episode 6.10 (184)
October 23, 1991
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Martin tries to convince the household of the merits of cleaning up

Guest starring: Ben Oxenbould as Ben Hubner, Matthew Krok as Arthur MacArthur, and Tayce Krok as Tessa MacArthur.

A Bit of Grease

Episode 6.11 (185)
October 30, 1991
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Sam uses her feminine charm to improve her chances of getting a licence

Guest starring: Ben Oxenbould as Ben Hubner, and Matthew Krok as Arthur MacArthur.

Happy Holiday

Episode 6.12 (186)
November 6, 1991
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Arthur is upset at having to have a holiday at home

Guest starring: Ben Oxenbould as Ben Hubner, Matthew Krok as Arthur MacArthur, and Rebecca Cross as Karen.

Crowded House

Episode 6.13 (187)
November 6, 1991
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Life in the Kelly house proves too much for Simon and he moves out

Guest starring: Ben Oxenbould as Ben Hubner, Matthew Krok as Arthur MacArthur, and Rebecca Cross as Karen

Note: Christopher Mayer's final episode

Food for Thought

Episode 7.1 (188)
February 12, 1992
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Stan Hickey comes to town with the aim of getting a job

Guest starring: Bill Young.

Boarding Party

Episode 7.2 (189)
February, 19, 1992
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Stan finds a job that will keep him close to Betty

Guest starring: Bill Young.

Let's Do Lunch

Episode 7.3 (190)
February 26, 1992
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Jenny is upset when she finds that Ben has moved into Simon's room.

Jenny Come Lately

Episode 7.4 (191)
March 4, 1992
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Jenny is in trouble when she gets home late from school.

Hooked on Stage

Episode 7.5 (192)
March 11, 1992
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Sally Brady

With no job prospects on the horizon, Sam tries being an actress.

Ben the Toy Boy

Episode 7.6 (193)
March 18, 1992
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Martin's client finds Ben alluring

Guest starring: Nikki Coghill as Yolande Le Clerc.

Break a Leg

Episode 7.7 (194)
March 25, 1992
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Arthur is incapacitated after a skateboard accident.

Hooked on Pan

Episode 7.8 (195)
April 1, 1992
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Sam takes an interest in reincarnation.

Born to Be Wild

Episode 7.9 (196)
April 8, 1992
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Sally Brady

Sam starts dating a motorbike rider, and Ben wants to buy a car

Guest starring: Christopher Gabardi as Steve.

Of Mice and Men

Episode 7.10 (197)
April 22, 1992
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Karl Zwicky

Betty feels it's time the office had some new equipment

Guest starring: Rod Zuanic as Bruno.

A Star Is Born

Episode 7.11 (198)
April 29, 1992
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Sam wins a talent contest, and Betty battles with her new computer.

A Most Holy Event

Episode 7.12 (199)
May 6, 1992
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Sally Brady

Sam and Jenny plan a night out on the town, and Betty finds religion

Tall Stories

Episode 7.13 (200)
May 13, 1992
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Sally Brady

Stan Hickey arrives from Walgett with his brother

Guest starring: Bill Young as Stan Hickey, and Stephen Rae as Jack Hickey.

Nun the Wiser

Episode 8.1 (201)
May 20, 1992
Written by John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Betty becomes sick and is visited by Sister Maureen from Walgett

Guest starring: Maggie Kirkpatrick.

The Big League

Episode 8.2 (202)
May 27, 1992
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Sally Brady

Ben tries to join a professional football team.

Calling, Mr Kelly

Episode 8.3 (203)
June 3, 1992
Written by John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Martin agrees to be proxy in a wedding taking place over radio from the Antarctic

Guest starring: Nikki Coghill as Yolande Le Clerc.

Waste Not, Want Not

Episode 8.4 (204)
June 10, 1992
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

The Kelly household participates in the 40 Hour Famine.

Read and Weep

Episode 8.5 (205)
August 12, 1992
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Ben tries to hide his new puppy and Jenny hides her report card.

Second-Best Man

Episode 8.6 (206)
June 17, 1992
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Leigh Spence

Ben acts as best man for a friend, and Martin feels neglected on his birthday.

Governor Phillip Would Be Proud

Episode 8.7 (207)
June 24, 1992
Written by John Flanagan
Directed by Leigh Spence

Martin is sick of modern technology, and reverts to more primitive methods.

Marlin Kelly

Episode 8.8 (208)
July 1, 1992
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Leigh Spence

Martin takes up sailing, and Ben teaches Arthur how to fish.

Volvo Power

Episode 8.9 (209)
July 8, 1992
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Leigh Spence

Martin decides to take the plunge and sell the family Volvo.

Hell's Betty

Episode 8.10 (210)
July 15, 1992
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Leigh Spence

Betty takes a course to improve her motorcycling skills.

Not Lasagna, Again!

Episode 8.11 (211)
July 22, 1992
Written by John Flanagan
Directed by Leigh Spence

Martin has trouble finding variety when cooking for the family.

Arthur McArthur, P.I.

Episode 8.12 (212)
August, 19, 1992
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Leigh Spence

The intrepid detective investigates The Case of the Overdue Parking Ticket

Guest starring: Richard Carter as the Policeman.

Be Prepared

Episode 8.13 (213)
August 26, 1992
Written by John Flanagan
Directed by Leigh Spence

Betty joins the Girl Guides as a troupe leader

Guest starring: Rod Zuanic as Bruno.

Notorious Character

Episode 9.1 (214)
September 2, 1992
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Sally Brady

Martin finds some dubious ancestry when researching his family tree

Guest starring: Beth Champion as Shelley.

One Strike ...

Episode 9.2 (215)
September 9, 1992
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Leigh Spence

Arthur gets self defence lessons from a former heavyweight boxing champion

Guest starring: Joe Bugner as himself

An Alternative Solution

Episode 9.3 (216)
September 16, 1992
Written by
Directed by Sally Brady

Betty takes an interest in alternative therapies and Jenny decides to be more mature.

Shall I Compare Thee...

Episode 9.4 (217)
September 23, 1992
Written by John Flanagan
Directed by Leigh Spence

Ben tries to write romantic poetry to woo his girlfriend.

Go for Gold

Episode 9.5 (218)
September 30, 1992
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Leigh Spence

Betty enters the Secretaries' Olympics and drives Martin mad with her training.

Seize the Day

Episode 9.6 (219)
October 7, 1992
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Sally Brady

Martin is the organiser of his old school reunion.

Holy Molar!

Episode 9.7 (220)
October 14, 1992
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Martin is reduced to a nervous wreck when he has to visit the dentist

Guest starring: Doug Scroope as Mr. Blunt.

Bargain Bonanza

Episode 9.8 (221)
October 21, 1992
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Sally Brady

Ben tries to find a gift to impress his girlfriend

Guest starring: Beth Champion as Shelley.

To Catch a Mouse

Episode 9.9 (222)
October 28, 1992
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

The house is infested with mice, and everyone has their own solution.

Brace Yourself

Episode 9.10 (223)
November 4, 1992
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Sally Brady

Jenny soon tires of wearing her orthodontic braces.

Wascally White Wabbit

Episode 9.11 (224)
November 11, 1992
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Arthur gets a part in a school play as a white rabbit

Guest starring: Beth Champion as Shelley.

Break a Leg (II)

Episode 9.12 (225)
November 18, 1992
Written by
Directed by Sally Brady

Betty comes to grief while running for the bus.

Strictly Garland

Episode 9.13 (226)
November 25, 1992
Written by John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Sam tries to get a part in a play produced by the choreographer of Strictly Ballroom

Guest starring: John O'Connell as Himself.

Picture This

Episode 10.1 (227)
February 10, 1993
Written by John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Jenny leaves to go to boarding school.

Note: Sarah Monahan's final appearance

The Loan Ranger

Episode 10.2 (228)
February 17, 1993
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Sally Brady

In order to buy a car, Ben tries to get a bank loan.

Who's Thor?

Episode 10.3 (229)
February 24, 1993
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Sally Brady

To improve her workplace skills, Betty takes a course in Swedish massage

Guest starring: Beth Champion as Shelley.

The Real Ladies Man

Episode 10.4 (230)
March 3, 1993
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Arthur is horrified when he finds he's expected to take a girl to a party

Guest starring: Delta Goodrem as Cynthia Broadhurst.

Easter Blues

Episode 10.5 (231)
March 10, 1993
Written by John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Jenny wants to leave boarding school, and Ben & Sam give real eggs for Easter.

Note: Angela Keep's first appearance as Jenny.

Fishy Business

Episode 10.6 (232)
March 17, 1993
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Sally Brady

Martin is struck down with a virus and leaves Betty in charge of the office.

All Systems Down

Episode 10.7 (233)
March 24, 1993
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

The hot water service fails just when Martin has a blind date

Guest starring: Mary-Lou Stewart as Lyn Parker

A New Look

Episode 10.8 (234)
March 31, 1993
Written by John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Betty breaks Martin's glasses, and he replaces them with contact lenses.

The Dutiful Parent

Episode 10.9 (235)
April 7, 1993
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Everyone pitches in to try and guess the password on Betty's computer.

Advance Australia... What?

Episode 10.10 (236)
April 14, 1993
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

No one can help Jenny find the words to the National Anthem.

TV or Not TV

Episode 10.11 (237)
April 21, 1993
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Sally Brady

Martin bets the girls they can't go without television for a week.

Caught Bear Handed

Episode 10.12 (238)
April 28, 1993
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Betty joins Neighbourhood Watch and Arthur's teddy bear secret is explained.

Surprise! Surprise!

Episode 10.13 (239)
May 5, 1993
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Martin is planning a surprise party which Betty thinks is for her

Guest starring: Mary-Lou Stewart as Lyn Parker.

Gnome Alone

Episode 11.1 (240)
May 12, 1993
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Sam and Ben find a replacement when Betty's garden gnome Nigel is stolen

Guest starring: Stan Grant as himself.

Weekend Travellers

Episode 11.2 (241)
May, 19, 1993
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Sally Brady

Martin wants to spend a weekend away with Lyn, but thinks Jenny will object

Guest starring: Mary-Lou Stewart as Lyn Parker.

Fright Night II

Episode 11.3 (242)
May 26, 1993
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Sally Brady

Jenny has a slumber party, and Martin, Ben and Betty want to go fishing.

Star Struck

Episode 11.4 (243)
June 2, 1993
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Ben and Sam audition for Home and Away, and Arthur joins the cricket team

Guest starring: Ray Meagher as himself.

A Family Business

Episode 11.5 (244)
June 9, 1993
Written by Kym Goldsworthy
Directed by Sally Brady

Arthur gets a job with Martin, and Sam & Lyn argue over a blouse

Guest starring: Mary-Lou Stewart as Lyn Parker.

Super Scam

Episode 11.6 (245)
June 16, 1993
Written by John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Jenny cleans up the family when she starts a swear box.

What Are You Doing Here ... Monsieur?

Episode 11.7 (246)
June 23, 1993
Written by John Flanagan
Directed by Leigh Spence

Ben and Sam take jobs at a French restaurant without telling Martin

Guest starring: Mary-Lou Stewart as Lyn Parker.

Working for the Man

Episode 11.8 (247)
June 30, 1993
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Leigh Spence

Martin hires Ben, but soon has cause to regret it.

Breaking Up Is Hard to Do

Episode 11.9 (248)
July 7, 1993
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Leigh Spence

Martin and Lyn decide to spend some time apart

Guest starring: Mary-Lou Stewart as Lyn Parker.

Justice of the Waterbed

Episode 11.10 (249)
July 14, 1993
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Leigh Spence

Ben wins a leaky waterbed. Betty and Sam go into business together.

Such Sweet Music

Episode 11.11 (250)
July 21, 1993
Written by Gary Reilly, John Flanagan
Directed by Leigh Spence

Betty joins a marching band and gets tuition from "Mr. Morrison"

Guest starring: James Morrison as himself.

A Case of the Grumps

Episode 11.12 (251)
July 28, 1993
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Leigh Spence

Martin is grumpy after breaking up with Lyn, and Sam feels old at 19

Guest starring: Mary-Lou Stewart as Lyn Parker.

Just Call Me Akela!

Episode 11.13 (252)
August 4, 1993
Written by John Flanagan
Directed by Leigh Spence

Jenny sells copies of her homework, and Ben helps Arthur with scouts.

A Fight for Women's Rights

Episode 12.1 (253)
September 15, 1993
Written by
Directed by Sally Brady

Martin thinks Lyn is pregnant, and Jenny takes on the feminist cause

Guest starring: Mary-Lou Stewart as Lyn Parker.

Bop Till You Drop

Episode 12.2 (254)
September 22, 1993
Written by
Directed by Sally Brady

Sam enters a beauty contest, and finds herself competing against Arthur.

Housesitter

Episode 12.3 (255)
September 29, 1993
Written by
Directed by Sally Brady

Lyn looks after the house for the weekend while Martin goes to Canberra on business

Guest starring: Mary-Lou Stewart as Lyn Parker.

Whale Song Betty

Episode 12.4 (256)
October 6, 1993
Written by
Directed by Sally Brady

Betty brings a tape of whale songs to work to improve her efficiency.

Ben's Lucky Fishing Hat

Episode 12.5 (257)
October 13, 1993
Written by
Directed by Sally Brady

Jenny is caught shoplifting, and Arthur loses Ben's hat.

Jenny the Journo

Episode 12.6 (258)
October 20, 1993
Written by
Directed by Sally Brady

Jenny's gossip column for the school newspaper includes an item about Sam.

Betty's Cryptic Crossword

Episode 12.7 (259)
October 27, 1993
Written by
Directed by Sally Brady

Betty creates a more than usually cryptic crossword for a girl guide magazine.

Arthur the Good

Episode 12.8 (260)
November 3, 1993
Written by
Directed by Sally Brady

Arthur tries to do more good deeds, starting with the Kelly household.

Strictly Business

Episode 12.9 (261)
November 10, 1993
Written by
Directed by Sally Brady

Betty gets a proposal from the deputy town clerk

Guest starring: Arky Michael as Neville Short.

Where's the Party?

Episode 12.10 (262)
November 17, 1993
Written by
Directed by Sally Brady

Sam and Ben plan a party while Martin is away in Canberra

Guest starring: Julie Haseler as Glenda the Bag Lady.

Bon Voyage, Part 1

Episode 12.11 (263)
November 24, 1993
Written by John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Martin isn't sure whether to accept a job which will take him overseas

Guest starring: Mark Owen-Taylor as Greg Russell.

Bon Voyage, Part 2

Episode 12.12 (264)
February 2, 1994
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Sally Brady

Martin decides to take the job in Saudi Arabia

Guest starring: Mark Owen-Taylor as Greg Russell, Mary-Lou Stewart as Lyn Parker, and Kym Goldsworthy as the voice of the Airport PA Announcer.

Note: Robert Hughes' final appearance

Settling In

Episode 12.13 (265)
February 9, 1994
Written by John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Greg soon discovers what a unique person Betty is, and Ben gives Sam self defence lessons

Guest starring: Mark Owen-Taylor as Greg Russell

No Ordinary Woman

Episode 13.1 (266)
February 16, 1994
Written by John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Sam is on vacation in Adelaide, and Greg's daughter Tracy drops in

Guest starring: Belinda Emmett

This Is Your Wake Up Call

Episode 13.2 (267)
February 23, 1994
Written by
Directed by Sally Brady

Tracy gets an early morning job training horses, and Sam phones Greg from Adelaide with money troubles

Guest starring: Belinda Emmett

Note: Rachael Beck's final appearance

Nothing's Changed

Episode 13.3 (268)
March 2, 1994
Written by
Directed by Sally Brady

When Debbie returns home, she is surprised at all the changes

Guest starring: Simone Buchanan

Note: Belinda Emmett joins the main cast

A Promotion for Betty?

Episode 13.4 (269)
March 9, 1994
Written by
Directed by Sally Brady

Greg thinks promoting Betty to an executive position might be a good idea.

Walk Against Want Walkers

Episode 13.5 (270)
March 16, 1994
Written by
Directed by Sally Brady

Betty designs a special tracksuit to help her in the Walk Against Want.

Who's to Blame?

Episode 13.6 (271)
March 23, 1994
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Sally Brady

Both Greg and Jenny crash the Volvo, but neither wants to take responsibility.

Cousin Coral Comes to Visit

Episode 13.7 (272)
March 30, 1994
Written by John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

A visit from Betty's cousin only adds confusion to the Kelly house.

Guest starring: Emma Jane Fowler as Cousin Coral

Betty's Mother Comes to Town

Episode 13.8 (273)
April 6, 1994
Written by John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Betty's mother is concerned about Greg, and comes to check him out.

With: Julie McGregor as Mrs. Paula Wilson

Acting the Goat!

Episode 13.9 (274)
April 20, 1994
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Sally Brady

Tracy accompanies Ben to his university dinner and dance.

With: Billy the Goat as Franklin the Goat

It Was a Dark and Stormy Night

Episode 13.10 (275)
April 27, 1994
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Sally Brady

Greg hears a ghost story about a previous inhabitant of the house.

She Ain't Heavy, She's My Sister

Episode 13.11 (276)
May 4, 1994
Written by John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Arthur is annoyed to find people think his sister is cuter than he is

Guest starring: Tayce Krok as Tessa MacArthur

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Sporty Car Machiney

Episode 13.12 (277)
May 11, 1994
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Sally Brady

When Greg wins a sports car, Ben and Tracy think they'll be able to use it.

Beam Me Up Bennie

Episode 13.13 (278)
May 18, 1994
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Sally Brady

Ben's secret past is revealed — he's a closet Star Trek fan.

Born to Be Mild

Episode 14.1 (279)
May 25, 1994
Written by
Directed by Sally Brady

Greg wants to buy a motorbike, and Tracy tries to talk him out of it.

Rebel Without a Clue

Episode 14.2 (280)
June 1, 1994
Written by Ian Rochford
Directed by Sally Brady

The household is surprised when Jenny reveals that she has a boyfriend

Guest starring: Ryan Kwanten as Richard.

Your Wish Is My Command

Episode 14.3 (281)
June 8, 1994
Written by Kym Goldsworthy
Directed by Sally Brady

Arthur is fed up acting as Ben and Tracy's slave, and plots revenge.

The Joy Luck Social Club

Episode 14.4 (282)
June 15, 1994
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Sally Brady

Betty invites a special guest to the office social party

Guest starring: Julie Haseler as Glenda the Bag Lady.

Romancing the Stunned

Episode 14.5 (283)
June 22, 1994
Written by John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

Ben tries to avoid an ex-girlfriend

Guest starring: Cathy Godbold as Cassie.

Betty's New Flat

Episode 14.6 (284)
June 29, 1994
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Sally Brady

Betty moves to a new flat, but all her belongings end up in Queensland.

Cart Blanks

Episode 14.7 (285)
July 6, 1994
Written by Geoff Stevenson
Directed by Sally Brady

Greg invites Tracy's boyfriend to dinner, not knowing that he's 30

Guest starring: Rhett Walton as Justin.

Sink or Swim

Episode 14.8 (286)
July 13, 1994
Written by John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

In an attempt to rid the house of fleas, Ben uses a powerful insecticide bomb.

Current Events

Episode 14.9 (287)
July 20, 1994
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Sally Brady

Tracy takes on the conservation cause, and Greg gets a new credit card.

Broom and Board

Episode 14.10 (288)
July 27, 1994
Written by Jimmy Thomson, Steve Myhill
Directed by Sally Brady

Greg wants the house cleaned up and introduces a work roster.

Phoning at the Mouth

Episode 14.11 (289)
August 3, 1994
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Sally Brady

Greg is unsure whether he should buy Tracy a mobile phone.

Hoot's Boots

Episode 14.12 (290)
August 10, 1994
Written by Kym Goldsworthy, Ian Rochford
Directed by Sally Brady

Greg is shocked at the changes in his father.

Guest starring: Barry Crocker as Charles Russell

What a Blast!

Episode 14.13 (291 - finale)
August 17, 1994
Written by John Flanagan
Directed by Sally Brady

The household is taken hostage and held at gunpoint by a bank robber.

Guest starring: Bill Conn as the bank robber