Don't Blame Me: episode guide


Fate Steps In

Episode 01
UK: Sunday, October 06, 2002 (Five)
Canada: September 06, 2004 (BBC Kids)

An Australian family who run a small wildlife park near Sydney learn that their lives and property are about to be taken over by unknown English relatives.

All Kings Together

Episode 02
UK: Sunday, October 13, 2002
Canada: September 07, 2004

When the English Kings arrive in Australia they discover that Wallaby Park is far from being the huge cattle ranch they were hoping to sell for a quick profit.

Jemma Makes Her Mark

Episode 03
UK: Sunday, October 20, 2002
Canada: September 08, 2004

School's in for the newly arrived English Kings and it's chaos and culture shock all around.

Greg Scores a Goal

Episode 04
UK: Sunday, October 27, 2002
Canada: September 09, 2004

Jemma attempts to teach Kate how to be a real girl, and Greg's head produces unexpected results for the school's soccer team.

The Old Devil Music

Episode 05
UK: Sunday, November 03, 2002
Canada: September 10, 2004

When Greg has to learn the euphonium for the school band, his music has a miraculous effect on the park's Tasmanian devils.

A Snake in the Class

Episode 06
UK: Sunday, November 10, 2002
Canada: September 13, 2004

While Kate shepherds Greg through his first encounter with an Australian beach, Jemma turns the tables on Mark with the help of a python.

The Monster of Wallaby Park

Episode 07
UK: Sunday, November 17, 2002
Canada: September 14, 2004

Kate, Greg and Mark invent a mystery creature in order to promote Wallaby Park's image.

Animal Art

Episode 08
UK: Sunday, November 24, 2002
Canada: September 15, 2004

Jemma is furious when she discovers that Mark cheats in art classes.

Guru Mark

Episode 09
UK: Sunday, December 01, 2002
Canada: September 16, 2004

When Kate is elected class captain it goes to her head. Meanwhile, Jemma aims to get back at Mark with the best practical joke of all time.

Things That Go Bump

Episode 10
UK: Sunday, December 08, 2002
Canada: September 17, 2004

Jemma becomes a vegetarian and stages a protest against Wallaby Park's treatment of animals. Greg finds a new friend in the insect world.

Happy Families

Episode 11
UK: Sunday, December 15, 2002
Canada: September 20, 2004

A weekend camping trip puts family harmony to the test and Gabriella learns that life in a cage is strictly for the birds.

Suspicious Minds

Episode 12
UK: Sunday, December 22, 2002
Canada: September 21, 2004

Jemma's attitude towards animals is upended by the arrival of a cat, which refuses to stay, and an emu that refuses to go.

The Dingo Made Me Do It

Episode 13
UK: Sunday, December 29, 2002
Canada: September 22, 2004

Mark and Jemma make an unlikely team for the school cross country race, and Greg panics about leaving the gate to the dingo enclosure open.

Best Foot Forward

Episode 14
UK: Sunday, January 05, 2003
Canada: September 23, 2004

Kate and Greg stumble across mysterious clues suggesting evil work is afoot. And Mark discovers his future lies on a bike in Europe.

The Burger Master

Episode 15
UK: Sunday, January 12, 2003
Canada: September 24, 2004

Mark wonders if he is up to the challenge when a world record in hamburger eating is up for grabs.

All for a Good Cause

Episode 16
UK: Sunday, January 19, 2003
Canada: September 27, 2004

The Kings set out to win the prize for the most successful stall when the school fete takes place.

Billy Cart Madness

Episode 17
UK: Sunday, January 26, 2003
Canada: September 28, 2004

Kate and Jemma come up with the ideal venture to make money, and Mark and Greg go all-out to win the annual billy cart derby.

Liar Liar

Episode 18
UK: Sunday, February 02, 2003
Canada: September 29, 2004

Jemma tells the entire school that she is best friends with a famous English rap artist.

A Star is Born

Episode 19
UK: Sunday, February 09, 2003
Canada: September 30, 2004

The Kings discover that show business isn't all it's cracked up to be when an episode of a popular American show is filmed at Wallaby Park.

Dropped in It

Episode 20
UK: Sunday, February 16, 2003
Canada: October 01, 2004

Greg applies some lateral thinking when confronted by Wallaby Park's animal manure problem.

Kate's Greatest Fan

Episode 21
UK: Sunday, February 23, 2003
Canada: October 04, 2004

Kate garners some unexpected and unwanted admiration when she proves to be a top marbles player.

Murder Mystery Mayhem

Episode 22
UK: Sunday, March 02, 2003
Canada: October 05, 2004

Mark adopts an unusual training routine to improve his basketball skills. And Gemma reveals the secrets of movie making to Kate.

Hoop Dreams

Episode 23
UK: Sunday, March 09, 2003
Canada: October 06, 2004

Jemma is horrified when a school friend from England arrives and is on the verge of discovering that her life in Australia is not as glamourous as she'd pretended.

Jinxed

Episode 24
UK: Sunday, March 16, 2003
Canada: October 07, 2004

Mark decides that Jemma has brought him bad luck when she accidentally breaks his favourite bat.

Who's Who?

Episode 25
UK: Sunday, March 23, 2003
Canada: October 08, 2004

When Vinnie starts to act strangely, Greg and Kate suspect that he could be involved in a bird-smuggling operation.

And Justice for All

Episode 26 (finale)
UK: Sunday, March 30, 2003
Canada: October 11, 2004

The King family must decide whether to accept an offer for Wallaby Park.